Th-Th-That's All Folks!

It's the end of an era. It's time to lay this blog to rest. We had a good run, but it's time to move on.
Please feel free to visit the new blog: "Fresh Dread, Baked Daily-treading water in the cursed mourning light".
Thank you for the support. This page will remain for posterity.
I'll now close this chapter of my life and cling to air-brushed memories of days past. ~ Adam

"Love Me, I'm a Liberal"

"In every American community you have varying shades of political opinion.One of the shadiest of these is the Liberals, an outspoken group on many subjects, 10 degrees to the left of center in good times, and 10 degrees to the right if it effects them personally."~Phil Ochs
It was 32 years ago today that, self described, "singing journalist" Phil Ochs died.
Ochs, labeled a protest singer by many, preferred to be called a topical singer.
The singer/songwriter hanged himself after a lengthy downward spiral of self-destructive behavior.
Here's one of my favorite Phil Ochs' songs along with a video demonstrating how it can be applied to Hillary Clinton and her kind. I prefer the updated version of the song by Jello Biafra & Mojo Nixon, but neither one of them died on this date... yet.
Here are the lyrics to both the newer, and the original versions.
... but wait!, here's an even more timely version(new to me).

Yes Guitar Virtuoso Steve Howe Turns 61

Click photo and get The Clap

More Toilet Etiquette

A Musical Tribute to Charlton Heston

A Murderer for the Masses

Charles Manson releases new album as free download.

Pipe Dream

The term pipe dream refers to a fantastic hope or plan that is generally regarded as being nearly impossible to achieve. Pipe Dream is also the title of this piece of musical-animation from Animusic. Pretty cool, eh?

Metheny Sounds Off on Kenny G

"But when Kenny G decided that it was appropriate for him to defile the music of the man who is probably the greatest jazz musician that has ever lived by spewing his lame-ass, jive, pseudo bluesy, out-of-tune, noodling, wimped out, fucked up playing all over one of the great Louis's tracks (even one of his lesser ones), he did something that I would not have imagined possible. He, in one move, through his unbelievably pretentious and calloused musical decision to embark on this most cynical of musical paths, shit all over the graves of all the musicians past and present who have risked their lives by going out there on the road for years and years developing their own music inspired by the standards of grace that Louis Armstrong brought to every single note he played over an amazing lifetime as a musician. By disrespecting Louis, his legacy and by default, everyone who has ever tried to do something positive with improvised music and what it can be, Kenny G has created a new low point in modern culture - something that we all should be totally embarrassed about - and afraid of. We ignore this, "let it slide", at our own peril."~ Pat Metheny

Sweet!

National Public Radio will play host to Eric Cartman tomorrow (4/5/08).
Eric Cartman, of South Park fame, will be featured on NPR's
"In Character" interview series.
It's sure to be entertaining and educational , so check your local listings.

It's the Religion of Peace..

... and they'll kill you to prove it.
More uproar over Fitna.
Despite all the hype the film is ok at best. It's no "Gremlins" or "E.T.". It's not exactly a roller coaster of emotion,but worth a look nonetheless-know thine enemy.
Fitna lacks the cinematic power of "Schindler's List", but that's to be expected without the direction of Steven Spielberg. Imagine their(islam) outrage if "that Jew" made the film. Then again, Spielberg may have digitally altered the violence like when he changed guns to walkie-talkies in the 20th anniversary "E.T."( parodied in the South park episode "Free Hat").
Maybe we've got it all wrong. Maybe Hollywood is behind Fitna and all this "Islamic Outrage" is elaborate P.R..
Perhaps the less than stellar script is a result of the writers' strike.

Qadaahul Haajah

I'd make a terrible muslim, too many rules. There's even rules for Islamic toilet etiquette.

Keith Won't Stop

"The drugs? Oh yeah, they were great."~Keith Richards
News Shocker

E.C. is 63

Legendary guitar player Eric Clapton celebrated his 63rd birthday today.
I'd love to share with you my many thoughts and memories about all of the music he's played and the number of times I've seen him over the past 25 years, but frankly I'm just too tired right now and it's getting late. That will have to wait until another post, as will my piece on his ranking as #4 (?!) on Rollingstone's list of top guitarists-that's a whole other post, indeed. Happy birthday Eric!

I've Always Said that Gregg...

... is one hep cat, but who knew?
The Allman Brothers Band cancel performances due to Gregg Allman's illness.
Here's more hep info from Phil.

Call Me a Skeptic

visit Skeptic online.

Hillary Did Not Misspeak!

Maybe I should have waited until Tuesday on this one, but I could not resist.

Watch Jackie's rebuttal.

LiveLeak Pussies Out!

The LiveLeak Team obviously has smaller testicles than I. Their link now shows a disclaimer in place of the film. I guess I'll have to seek out the dvd anyhow. How "Bout Now?! WILL NOT succumb to any idle threats by those Islamo-fascist bastards!

STOP THE PRESSES!!!
It turns out Google has a set. Film can be viewed here , but for how long?

"Sacred cows...

...make the best hamburger."~Mark Twain
MC seems to be blogging a lot about hamburgers lately.
Could this be due to some subliminal advertising in the media?
Here's a very subtle example of such an ad.
I have also done a burger post in the past.
This guy seems to have an even bigger burger bug.
Here's a related video for JB.

Dutch Video May Anger Islamists

...but then again, what doesn't?
Fitna , a Dutch film accusing the Koran of stirring violence is now available for viewing on-line. I was worried I'd have to wait for the dvd release.

THIS JUST IN!!! Better see my above post.

Does Anyone Remember...

..."Elephant Parts"? The Nez was by far the most talented Monkee.

Confusing Contrast

Al Jolson in black face or Obama in white face, is one more offensive than the other?

Update on the Passport Scandal

MC had expressed some concern that the media would just drop "Passportgate". Luckily, the R.S.U. team pursued the story.

Do You Know What That Stuff Does to Kids?!

Forget the war on drugs. It's time we faced The Frozen Menace.
It has been said that marijuana is a gateway drug because many who abuse harder drugs had first smoked pot. I'm sure that statistics would show that an even greater number of individuals had tasted ice cream long before using any drug, thus indicating that ice cream is also a gateway.
It would appear to me, however, that it is more often smoking marijuana that leads to eating ice cream.

ManBearPig?

MC links to some Bear-Wolf sightings, which brought to mind this inconvenient truth.

It's St. Patrick's Day!

"Believe it if you need it...

... or leave it if you dare." -Box of Rain (Lesh/Hunter)

Grateful Dead Bassist Phil Lesh turns 68 today. The Grateful Dead disbanded after the 1995 death of founder Jerry Garcia.
Phil continues to tour with his band Phil Lesh and Friends.

Best Live Albums (this list goes to eleven!)

I'm no expert. This list is really more of an exercise to stimulate some response, a conversation starter of sorts. Here goes nothing:
1.) The Name of this Band is Talking Heads
2.) The Who -Live at Leeds (Deluxe Edition)
3.) The Allman Brothers Band at Fillmore East
4.) Violent Femmes -Viva Wisconsin
5.) Neil Young and Crazy Horse -Rust Never Sleeps
6.) Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out! The Rolling Stones in Concert
7.) Hot Tuna
8.) Nirvana -mtv Unplugged in New York
9.) The Grateful Dead -Dick's Picks volume 4
10.) Frank Zappa - You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore volume 2 The Helsinki Concert
11.) Miles Davis -Live-Evil .
Yes, I know this list is VERY subjective. I'm sure my own choices will probably have changed before I finish/publish this post. Most of you will find many glaring omissions, or see my selections as debatable (if not ridiculous). Let the games begin.

Stop, Thief!

"There's Jimmy Page, the greatest thief of American black music who ever walked the earth." ~ Homer J. Simpson
Jimmy Page: genius or charlatan?, Led Zeppelin: innovators or plagiarists? The answer: YES.
No one will deny 'Zep's place in the pantheon of rock, and as a premiere session man it is estimated that Page played on about 60% of everything recorded in England between 1963 and 1966. There's also no denying that Led Zeppelin had bad reputation for "borrowing" music and lyrics from lesser-known artists, artists that seldom received credit or royalties from these millionaire rockstars.

Who Wouldn't?

Pro Golfer would rather get drunk than play golf. John Daly misses tee time. He's the everyman golfer, an inspiration to Joe 12-packs everywhere.

I am so sorry

Loyal readers, forgive me but, I'm just in no mood to blog today. I find myself in an odd little space somewhere betwixt bitter and melancholy. If I were to post, I would probably mention the bust of Dawn Wells, or maybe a piece about the efforts to outlaw salvia (we "researched" it once with a roofer from Philly). I might even be inclined to post about agreeing with Geraldine Ferraro, or the sexploits of my governor. I could even blog about the rise of teen sluts with s.t.d's. Alas, I'm much too listless. I'll probably just settle in with some light reading, or better yet drink a Leffe and go to bed.

"It takes a special talent to be a drunk...

... it takes endurance." It was last call for writer/poet Charles Bukowski 14 years ago today.

Play the Blues...

... or just speak the language. I love the blue, it's a great song.

The Hot Toddies

Here's an interview with my new favorite all-girl rock band via yorkrules.

Richard Manuel

It was 22 years ago on this date that The Band's Richard Manuel committed suicide. The Band would continue to tour, but I guess Richard opted to hang out in a Florida motel room. March fourth (not to be confused with march forth) also marks the passing of Minnie Pearl, an alum of Hee Haw and the Grand Ole Opry.

Rutles Reunion

Dirk,Nasty,Stig,and Barry are back! The Prefab Four will reunite to mark the 30th anniversary of "All You Need is Cash". "The Rutles, a living legend that will live long after other living legends have died." In a related story, Robert Plant says no to Led Zeppelin tour.

Doc Watson Turns 85!

Happy birthday, Doc. I've had the pleasure of attending many Doc Watson performances over the years, and I once met him in New Haven after a show.

Jamaica Ponders Legalization

Jamaica is reportedly the largest producer and exporter of marijuana in the Caribbean region and a major hub for drugs trafficked to the United States. Here in the U.S. the cannabis trade is driven underground. Goes to show you don't ever know what you'll find when you look beneath the surface.

Beer Goes Braille

Japanese make beer an equal opportunity beverage. A new meaning for blind drunk. Cup holders for wheelchairs could be next.

Roots Music on the Rise

New York has lately become remarkably hospitable to musicians upholding more rustic ideals.

Beer is Proof that God Loves Us...

... and wants us to be happy.~Benjamin Franklin. Church group poses the question: What Would Jesus Drink?

Life Imitates Art

... in what appears to have been a random attack. This might just catch on for slasher flicks. Anyone remember sensaround?

Firehouse Beer and Porn Accustion

Business as usual in Murfreesboro? The three firefighters in question face a disciplinary hearing and all firefighters in the department will be retrained on sexual harassment.

Another Meaningless Endorsement

Dodd backs Barrack. Who cares? The only people who even know, or care who Dodd is are the unfortunate citizenry of Connecticut who have had to suffer beneath the less than competent representation provided by this idiot and the corrupt senator that was his father before him. It's even less valuable than Ted Kennedy's endorsement.

Oaksterdam University

School prepares students for jobs in California’s medical marijuana industry, teaching them how to cultivate cannabis. I wonder if I can get a scholarship.

Absolutely Ridiculous Burger

Michigan eatery builds a bigger burger. Designed to put Mallie's in the Guiness World Records Book for "Largest hamburger commercially available", the burger weighs in at almost 150lbs!

Jackie and Dunlap

Visit the Red State Update boys at their fancy new website.

The World's Greatest Collection of Recorded Music is in Search of a New Home

The preservation of a society's music is every bit as vital as the preservation of its art and literature. Optimally, Mawhinney would like the collection to go to a major library or museum, or someplace that will keep it intact. All I can say is wow! By the way, my birthday's not that far away.

Those Rotten Neighbors

. Site lets you locate troublesome neighbors (or lets them find you). via boingboing. Also via boingboing: Evil Elmo.

“I want to present a different kind of change. I want to change change. If you continue to change change then it truly becomes change ..."

Dave Grohl to run for prez. He's at least as qualified as Barry O.

Hollywood is above the law

... of physics.

I guess Michael Vick got off pretty easy

At least 65 people have been killed by a suicide blast while watching a dog fight. Has anyone questioned PETA?

"... he stands for change and for hope, and I can't wait to see what he stands for."

Susan Sarandon "enlightens" us about Obama (?).Has he really ever said anything of substance? In other news, Jane endorses Clinton ( I think. I just read the headline).At least she didn't say anything about pimping Chelsea. No one in their right mind should give a damn what these celebrities think anyway.

Those whacky Islamofascists

... are at it again. Extremists threaten retaliation to the publishing of "offensive" images. Game on!

Mason asks "How hard is it to build a fence?"

"America is the greatest nation on earth. We harnessed the power of the atom, sent men to the moon and unlocked the secret of the human genome, but somehow, we can't build a wall on our southern border. Now, Michael Chertoff gives us this cockamamie excuse, that it's so hard for us to move people's land a few inches. I guess we want to use eminent domain only for profit, instead of protecting our nations security and sovereignty." ~ J. Mason

The Happy bouncie hunting ground of DOOM

A long list of labels for the living-impaired.

Birthday Greetings!

February 5th marks the birthday of 'Tap guitarist Nigel Tufnel. I first discovered Nigel through his session work with Lenny and the Squigtones. Check out the complete Spinal Tap discography.

"The Day the Music Died"

Forty-nine years ago today Buddy Holly was tragically killed in a plane crash in Clear Lake,Iowa.Many theories abound as to the cause of the crash. This transcript provides one possibility proposed by The Kids in the Hall.

Planning a vacation?

Top 10 Dangerous Destinations.

Giants to do battle in Superbowl

Tomorrow is Super Sunday and there seems to be another battlefield beyond the gridiron as politicians from New York and Massachusetts wage their own pissing contest. The wager pits local food fares against one another.Both governors pledged to donate the meals to charity.This sends me a mixed message. The losers donate to the needy? Does this mean that their respective constituents can starve,and they'll feed another's if only their team were to lose? The controversy does not end there. Are the Giants really a New York team? "... in case no one noticed, the Giants do not play in New York" ~ James L.Cassella - mayor of East Rutherford, N.J. When the New York Giants won the Super Bowl in 1987, former mayor Ed Koch refused to allow a victory parade in the city, saying they should instead hold a parade in New Jersey, where the Giants play at the Meadowlands. Go Islanders!

Way to Go, Ralphie boy!

The Dim-ocrats still blame Nader for Gore's failure."They are congenitally unable of avoiding the scapegoat tag. Instead they should look in the mirror and ask why they lost."~ Ralph Nader I voted for him,but I would not have voted for Al.

Costco?!

Who'd of thought Costco would enter the beer market?

WHAT A FREAKIN' MORON ?!?!!!

A new level of stupidity. On a lighter note, convenience reaches new heights.

Essential Reading

I've been planning a career change for some time now, and this guide might be just what I've been looking for. Via Quirk Books. They have many other helpful how-to books as well. This book looks promising also.

Mark Your Calendar

The Knockemstiff Hillbilly Bash takes place July 11th-13th in Knockemstiff (yes, it's a real place- I shit you not.), Ohio. The event is sure to be "one of the biggest hell raisin' hogroasts of the year." "The world's largest outlaw gatherin' - AINT NO DAMN LAW MAN GUNNA RIDE INTA THIS FUK'N GATHERN, LESS HE BE HANGIN FROM A BIG OL TREE!!!"~ Mr.Spooky Holler

Is Huck Fin?

Huckabee's high profile supporter is a cheat, among other things. I guess this means Huck is either corrupt, or naive, or both. This race is getting grimmer by the moment. We're used to picking the lesser of (2) evils, but this is ridiculous. I weep for this former superpower. I feel as if I'm trapped on one of the lower decks of the Titanic as it descends into the icy waters of despair. The baby boomers have tossed it all away. I see no hope left. We're going to Hell in a bucket. Maybe partying will help? I think I know how Taylor must've felt in that final scene in Planet of the Apes. I refer of course to the original with Chuck Heston, not the cheesy, albeit aesthetically pleasing, remake with Marky Mark. I shudder to think that society could be en route to a fate similar to that in Conquest of the Planet of the Apes.

Who needs Heath?

We still have bunnies!

Oh Good!, Another endorsement.

so she thinks he'll be another do-nothing, womanizing president who eventually "dies for his country"? John was not the liberal martyr that some would have you believe.The bridge between Kennedy and King was a shaky, precarious link, one built with the purpose of increasing black voter loyalty to the Democratic party. Do you know why Kennedy was never a boxer?....'cause he couldn't take a shot to the head. "err-uh,err-uh,ow!" With all this talk about Hillary and Barak making history by being female and black candidates,respectively, I have to wonder why doesn't Connie Rice run? I might vote for her.I really dislike the front runners in both parties.

Celebrity Endorsements

Rambo supports McCain. Chuck likes Huck. Oprah likes the black guy. Who cares?! While none of these are rockers, this quote seems to fit: "If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are." ~ Alice Cooper. If America chooses a leader because of what some aged action heroes or fat talk show hostess tells them we're doomed. If it's not already too late. Allowing the ignorant masses to vote is like arming a chimp.

Taxation without legalization

A tax on a commodity that no one is supposed to have? Can they have it both ways? I guess it's all about revenue.

Beer: The All American Drink

America was founded on liquor, but for the majority of its history as an independent nation, America has been beer country.

R I P

Suzanne Pleshette. Suzanne was most notable for her role as Emily Hartley on The Bob Newhart Show. Emily was not the typical "Stepford" sitcom wife that audiences were previously used to.She was to reprise this role some years later in the series finale of Newhart. The episode is considered by many to be the greatest series ending ever, in complete contrast to the steaming pile which "rubbed-out" The Sopranos.

New York Islanders sign Colin Powell!

Well, not exactly, but that headline sounds better than "Colin meets Wang!"

"Let's do it."

the famous last words of Gary Gilmore. Gilmore became the first person to be executed in the U.S. after the death penalty had been reinstated. His death by firing squad was 31 years ago today in Utah. His last meal consisted of a hamburger, eggs and potatoes,although his original request was for a six-pack of beer. More on last meals here.

The Fun Police

... are at it again. "Bargain booze" under attack. Tennis to become (even more) boring.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICK!!!

Former Rolling Stone Mick Taylor celebrates a birthday today.Mick played with the 'Stones during what many consider to be their greatest period. Another notable birthday celebrated today is that of Eartha Kitt. You may remember her as Catwoman,on the Batman T.V. series.She was neither the original, nor the best Catwoman, however.

Larry Craig

The good ol' A.C.L.U. defends Larry's right to have private bathroom sex. I side with Mr. Broyles on this one .Jackie says "use the bathroom , wash your hands, and get the hell out of there!"

The Old West is Live

... and on the web!

W.W.R.D.?

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Borat has New Book!

A book of "touristic guidings" for both Kazakhstan and the U.S. and A. If you are bored?, click here.

OOPS!

Ironic, isn't it?

What's the Problem?

Maybe they should just take your word for who you are. What could go wrong? Why do just the Democrats see a problem?

I'm not sure which is more disturbing

....the website or the beer.

Maybe I should wrestle more than indecision

WWE more tolerant than Home Depot.

Nice Idea

Too bad it's not a better beer. But wait!, there's more gadgetry.... and for the hobbyist. Watch the video! A new way to get waisted.

Goldie Hawn is full of shit!

Aspen is Full of Paparazzi? Either Goldie is as sick and delusional as Britney, or she's trying to create a buzz about herself. I guess it worked.She's in the press for the first time since god knows when. What a dumb bitch. Does she really think anyone gives a damn about her has-been ass? When I start to think the paparazzi are stalking me, I just take (or sometimes stop) my meds. Maybe she's right. Maybe the press is after photos of her and her children (32,29,and 22 years old) like they were with other celebs and their kids.Maybe she needs to get knocked up like Jamie-Lynn. If she were to give birth at 62 that might warrant some press. Perhaps a "Tony (Randall) award". As for Dr Phil, I get the impression he's just jumping into the middle of a hot topic for his own gain, like Jesse and Al. I must give Ms. Hawn some credit.I doubt that I'd of ever blogged about her before this recent cry for attention. Maybe she should go to rehab,that makes headlines.

Cool Cooler

RC Cooler brings the brew to you!

Box-office Spin

Box-office revenues are up!, Good news for film industry?, Not necessarily. Studios report revenue, not attendance. Sure, movies continue to set record earnings, but ticket prices have soared. With all the crap, remakes, and sequels Hollywood churns out, it's tough to feel for the striking writers. Maybe a Reagan type housecleaning would help improve the bizz.

My Friend Dave

... needs your help! Please vote here for his band, The LeeVees, and their song How Do You Spell Channukkahh?

E for Effort

An overzealous mother goes to extremes to get tix. JB and I once had a similar scheme to get into a Bromberg show.Our caper involved a wheelchair, a nurse's uniform, my shaved head and a small keg... I mean respirator.

Winter Classic 2008

A great day for hockey, for the NHL, for Crosby, and for the fans! Click here for video.

The Irish

MC links to an interesting museum. This link may help if you need translation. This may also be helpful.

A Tiger Tale

"The tiger was shot and killed by police after it charged officers." I wonder if they worked for Blackwater?

For the hobbyist

we've come a long way!

Coppola, Burroughs, Heroin, Claymation

It must be Christmas. Read the story here.

A Musical Interlude

A Message from Joe Friday

Nixon

Jimmy posted a holiday photo of Nixon, so I decided to post one of Dick with The King.On December 21, 1970, Elvis Presley paid a visit to President Richard M. Nixon at the White House in Washington, D.C. The meeting was initiated by Presley, who wrote Nixon a six-page letter requesting a visit with the President and suggesting that he be made a "Federal Agent-at-Large" in the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs. The events leading up to and after the meeting are detailed in the documentation and photographs included here, which include Presley's handwritten letter, memoranda from Nixon staff and aides, and the thank-you note from Nixon for the gifts (including a Colt 45 pistol and family photos) that Presley brought with him to the Oval Office.

Jorma

Jorma kaukonen celebrates a birthday today. He turns 67. Jorma is best known for his work with Hot Tuna and Jefferson Airplane.For what it's worth,he also made an awesome Christmas album.

No More Borat?!

The end of the line for Borat? If you haven't seen the movie (or better if you have) watch this

I Like Ike

... and so does Phil. "Ike made Tina the jewel she was. When I went to see Ike play at the Cinegrill in the '90s after his absurd reason for being sent to prison for no reason other than being a black man in America, there were at least, and I counted them, five Tina Turners on the stage performing that night, any one of them could have been Tina Turner." ~ Phil Spector

"...before you stick it in the wreath

stick it in a sheath!" Britney's sister gets prego!

Sid the Kid

Penguins'captain, Sidney Crosby scores his first Gordie Howe Hat Trick!

'Tis the Season...

to be jolly? There's no home like place for the holidays! I think I've reached the point where I'm jealous of cult members. Those poor
deluded fuckers, at least they have a sense of purpose.

Christmas Songs

While for the most part, Christmas music annoys the hell out of me (thank god it's only seasonal ). There are some gems out there. Here's a great resource. Here are the lyrics to my personal favorite by Roy Zimmerman, and lest we not forget my friend Dave, of Zambonis fame, and the other holiday.

Gift Ideas

You can buy gifts and support a worthy cause. Here's one for the patriotic...and another.

Watt up

Mike Watt is 50 years old today! Watt was a founding member of The Minutemen. No, not those minutemen, nor those minutemen, but the influential San Pedro punk rock band (1980-85).Watt is an awesome bassist and continues to stay active with many various pursuits including the newly reformed Stooges with Iggy Pop and even some studio work with Kelly Clarkson (?/!) . He also has a podcast when he's not busy working the "thud staff " (pedro speak for bass). HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE!!!

Party Hearty

... ( or is it hardy?) but also smartly. Know what you're up against, state ... by state.

Like Butter

... only better 'cause it's Budder.

They've Obviously Never Been to N.Y.C.

Giant rat discovered in Foja Mountains via "Natty-Geo".

One for MC

A goat. A chupacabra. Unrequited love This video
has it all! The best thing is that it's real! Hector is not a fake!!! Gotta love the song.

With Blood Comes Cleansing

... was selected as one of the worst band names of 2007. See the rest from A.V. Club

Don't Buy Trendy Flavored Vodkas

... make your own! This is totally Swanny.

One Day at a Time

Here's a 12 step program to help you get through the day via Modern Drunkard Magazine.

Run Ronnie Run!

No, not the film. Ron Paul gets bombed.

A Sign of the Times?

I fail to see a problem... with the sign. The real problem is the refusal of the hoards to assimilate.

Led Zeppelin Reunion 12/10/07

This is probably old news to most by now, but here's the set list:
Good Times, Bad Times
Ramble On
Black Dog
In My Time of Dying
For You Life
Trampled Under Foot
Nobody’s Fault But Mine
No Quarter
Since I’ve Been Loving You
Dazed and Confused
Stairway to Heaven
The Song Remain The Same
Misty Mountain Hop
Kashmir
ENCORE:
Whole Lotta of Love
Rock n Roll

New Blog

Founding HOW 'BOUT NOW?! contributor / administrator jb has started a new blog. So please it check out. It's called a little bit of almost everything. It's sure to contain better grammar and considerably less cynicism than the blog you're reading here. We approached blogging from different perspectives. She was more professional and I tend to play a bit more fast and loose. Good Luck jb!, now excuse me I have more self loathing to attend to.

Ike Turner beats Tina

...to the grave. Some say he was an ass, but he was also a driving force in the creation of Rock 'n' Roll. Ike is eulogized as misunderstood.

"Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house swillin' down them cans o' swine"

Just in time for the holidays, a ham flavored soda has been released by Jones Soda. It's hardly a new idea. Primus frontman Les Claypool sang of such a thing more than 14 years ago.

"Genius is Pain!" - John Lennon Remembered

On December 8th 1980 former Beatle John Lennon was brutally murdered by Mark David Chapman (what's up with all those gunmen with three names?). Lennon was a talented artist. To most, his name was synonymous with peace and love. Some would disagree, including his son Julian. John was the inspiration for a National Lampoon song parody which quoted his own bitter remarks from a 1971 interview for Rollingstone. You can listen to that interview here, courtesy of WFMU. The satire is quite venomous, but I think he would've laughed along with us. R.I.P. Mr. Lennon.

Sure, I've been known to get crazy with “The yellow water that makes you crazy!”

... but those close to me know of my passion for the Belgian Ales.

Life and Death

December 7th is known as Pearl Harbor Day. It also marks the birthday of Tom Waits , and the death of Rube Goldberg. Rube is best known for depicting complex devices that perform simple tasks in direct,convoluted ways. This video presents a fine example.

Let us all take a moment to remember "a date which will live in infamy"

Gunman gives new meaning to shop til you drop! , "He was like a lost pound puppy that nobody wanted." "He was depressed , but he looked like he was getting better." Holiday shoppers needn't worry ,time marches on.

December 7th... the original 9/11

Let us all take a moment to remember "a date which will live in infamy". You can listen to F.D.R.'s speech here.
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"The Water of Life"

This article reminds me of the journey I took with MC back in '99. We had a great time, from what I can remember.

I Like Ron Paul

but I think I've found my new candidate.

Randy Rhoads

December 6th is the date of birth of Randy Rhoads. I refer to the Ozzy guitarist, not Randi Rhodes the liberal Air America host (isn't that redundant?). Randy was a showman right until the end. Many rock stars have perished in plane crashes or on their tour bus, but how many die in a plane that's hit a bus?! R.I.P. Randy.

Wi-Fi Flies High!

What an age we live in!, internet access reaches new heights. Now you can try this gag on your next trip and see how it flies. Quietly open your laptop and boot it. Close your eyes,tilt your head skyward, and hit this link . BTW, I lifted this bit from The Cleverest. Please read their advisory.

Jackie & Dunlap ask the Republican candidates if they will feel responsible for a second Clinton presidency.

click here for more Red State Update.

I don't condone such behavior

...but I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.

If "24" hours last a whole season...

then 48 days will seem an eternity!

"Government pot can't match the effectiveness of strains available on the street."

Maybe they're just snobs like me. Via The Canadian Press.

At least I'm not that lonely.

The burglary was a "drunken, stupid thing."

They claim they had no idea, nun.

"The nuns did not know what they were and assumed they were large decorative plants."

America should "grow a set" and take a similar stance

...to the one expressed here by former Australian Prime Minister John Howard. Shouldn't the new wave of immigrants adjust to fit our culture not vice-versa? My ancestors learned English upon arrival on these shores. Why can't they? Why must I "press one for English"? Multiculturalism and diversity are fine and good, but a line must be drawn.

Reason to Celebrate!

Today (12/5) marks a great day in our country's history, a day when a terrible wrong had been set right. I refer of course to the repeal of Prohibition. What the hell were they thinking anyway? Thank goodness that crap is far behind us now. So let's all drink a toast and be thankful for our elixir of choice. Next up, let's free the hemp!

The Slaughter Rule

No, I'm not referring to the 2002 movie scored by Jay Farrar of Uncle Tupelo fame. I refer instead to that which is also known as the Mercy Rule. It allows the losing team to not feel forced to play out an obviously losing and perhaps embarrassing game. It can be used in sports and games,so why not in life? In poker one has the option to fold (or bluff) when dealt a bad hand. If a movie sucks, one can get up and leave. A bad meal at a restaurant, "check please!" So why is just the mere thought of someone making an "early exit" so socially unacceptable? Why is Jack Kevorkian so vilified? What of free will and the pursuit of happiness? Freedom of choice should refer to so much more than just a Devo album. Oh but I digress,perhaps a better rule to employ would be that "Do Over" thing so often used in child's play. Who knows? Gotta go now, sooo sleepy.

December 4th

I've not really felt like blogging today. I'm just feeling kind of "blah". I fear a bleak future filled with loneliness and despair... anyway, I feel obliged to mention that it was 14 years ago that Frank Zappa, iconoclastic singer, composer, artist, etc. passed on. Numerous quotes from that wisest of men can be found here (updated daily).

Soap Box

For those of you who are sick to death of getting emails that tell you to forward to at least X number of people in the next 15 minutes so that wonderful things and miracles will happen if you do and there will be consequences if you don't, then you will enjoy this. Click here.

What's wrong with cheap beer?

Everyone's always so negative about binge drinking. Maybe The Kaiser should have moved Down Under.

Dan Shelton's Gettin' Hassled by the Man

Someone is harassing one of my beverage heroes... again. The other Shelton Brothers have a fine band.

A Few Words From Hank 3

"I was speaking my mind too much, freaking 'em out, so Curb thought I needed rehab. So, I said "I'll give ya a couple of weeks" and try it. You know, they just... I was telling everybody to fuck off and pop country music sucks, and they were freaking out 'cause I was speaking my mind. So, they thought I had a really bad drug problem. I just smoke pot and drink, have fun." - Hank Williams III Complete interview here.

Whatever, Hugo

We'll just bomb the Hell out of you.....and take your oil!

R.I.P. Evel

The world has lost a hero, but we still have Fonzie and Lance Murdock. On a lighter note there's this and more.

I guess the whole terrorism threat has been neutralized

Tax dollars at work.

Kegger At My House!

Not really. Someone else appears to be well stocked though. How 'bout a mile high keg?

Well, it is Vansterdam...

The mascots have been unveiled for the 2010 Olympic Games to be held in Vancouver, British Columbia. Is that Sasquatch? It looks as if someone's been hittin' the BC Buds. Here's some more Canadian icons, and an unusual movie guide.

More Nanny State Idiocy

The government has no business in regulating my diet! "Salt is essential to life." It's only a matter of time before they attempt to "regulate" freedom of thought. Where will it end? This used to be a great nation.

"Holy Grail of Beer" in short supply

While the Westvleteren 12 is an excellent brew, I still prefer the Rochefort 10. I once toyed with the notion of joining the Trappists, but I doubt they have coed monasteries. Then there's the whole celibacy thing, and worse yet their strict observance of silence (idle talk is discouraged). I'd have tough one with that. Maybe I could answer their Beer Phone.

Damn Tree Huggers!

...always whining about something. Don't they realize we need cold beer to go with our Spotted Owl dinners?

...but the law is the law, right?

medical marijuana makes me sick?

Beer Bender

The Futurama is just around the Bender!

Oy vey!!!

The rabbi says no smoking! Better stock up on the Manischewitz. Or better yet, these suds. At 11% abv they should call that Jewbelation the Hebrew Hammer!

"without question the most intimidating pitcher of his era"

Here's an interesting read on Dock Ellis. I sometimes refer to him as Dock Ellis-D. He was one of the most unusual characters ever to play America's great national pastime.

White Punks On Dope

...or rather Ron Paul on Drugs. I've liked this guy since first he caught my attention. Watch the video. I'm gonna keep an eye on this dude, perhaps our next president? ANYONE but Hillary please! (anyone except Obama) By the way, who'd a thought this.

Album Review: Working Man's Cafe (originally posted 11/26/07)

Working Man's Cafe is the latest solo offering from Ray Davies,the genius and driving force behind The Kinks.The album finds Mr. Davies in top form,in fact the album is superior to 2006's Other People's Lives.Some highlights include the opening cut "Vietnam Cowboys " which denounces the type of corporate outsourcing which is destroying our lives, and the title track in which the protagonist encounters mall sprawl and other types of progress whilst searching for a dive to escape just such things." Morphine Song" was penned during, and recalling, his stay in the hospital recovering from a 2004 shooting in New Orleans. Also of note is "No One Listen" an outcry for help in this over- technological and bureaucratic society that we're all trapped in. It's an outstanding album in my (biased) opinion,but alas the North American release is not scheduled until February 2008. I listened to it on Napster for free.

What Lies Beneath

MC links to this elaborate subterranean temple. It's been called the 8th wonder of the world. Here's something even more wondrous (yes I know it's old news to some).

For the Beer Lovers

This one comes to me via Champagne.....and this from Jimmy. Thank you boys!

Awesome Podcast

I thought I'd pass this one on. An awesome podcast from Mike Watt. Watt is a very interesting character with a lot of history in the world of music. Look for many Watt related posts to follow. I really like the casual manner in which he does his show. Perhaps the HOW 'BOUT NOW?! team could explore a similar avenue. I think we'd do pretty well.

Birthday Wishes 11/24

A happy Saturday to everyone else!, but here's a happy birthday greeting to perhaps the finest living Englishman ever to walk the Earth, Mr. Brian Roach. For those who do not know Brian, he is a fine musician and a truly funny person with a very dry wit. For those who do know him, bestow him with the kindest of birthday greetings, call and say "hey!", or maybe treat him to a rinse and some krink. Also , check out his band sometime. Happy Birthday Brian!!!

BANK OF AMERICA SUCKS!!!!!

Bank of America has made the list! I am overwhelmed by their gross incompetence. I chose their bank on November 13th(or maybe 14th),because they are a large, national bank and there is a branch nearby. So I decide to call and find out how late they are open. Upon checking my crappy local yellow pages it appears they have only a toll free number listed. Not too unusual I thought to myself,so I dial the number the menu choice directs me to a rep who tells me I can open the account right over the phone. Wow!, how simple and convenient ............NOT! All it would take , I'm told is a few moments of my time,some information, and a credit card to charge the $25 minimum deposit (for opening the account) to.I was assured it would be open within the next 2 days and that I would be receiving my account info via the U.S. Mail within said time. My friends, you are my friends, right? (not like the others),far be it from so. It takes over a week and no less than 5 (increasingly angry) phone calls to finally get my account open. I try to close the newly opened account,out of spite of course and find this is no easy feat either. Nearly 1 dozen phone calls and over 18 reps later I'm yet to receive satisfactory results! I'm sorry, but I'm just too angry to continue now. I HATE BANKS!!! Perhaps it is time to raise an army of the people,seize the state and redistribute the wealth.I think I know a guy with a leaf blower who'd be down with that.

Too late to enlist?

Maybe I could go smoke out the Taliban!

Thanksgiving Day '07

Ahhh, It's Thanksgiving Day once again. One of the most exclusively American of the major holidays that we celebrate in this once great nation. This year the holiday falls on November 22nd which is also the birthday of our friend John Develis aka "John Dirt" or "Dirt Man" (never call him "The Dirt Guy"!). It's also the day that INXS (pronounced inks?) singer Michael Hutchence "took a belt and hung himself" ten years ago. More importantly, to us yanks, it is the date on which J.F.K. was gunned down in Dallas 44 years ago. Probably the most noteworthy thing he did as our 35th president. I'll never understand why the American people continue to canonize the Kennedys and all that "Camelot" bullshit. ........anyway, back to Thanksgiving Day. To many it means feasts and family gatherings. To me it means the beginning of the holiday crap and all the faux good will that comes with it. I think not of football,turkey and 'taters,but rather quarreling,loneliness, drunkeness and cracked windshields. I'm not completely bitter though. I am thankful for all my good friends (when I get down off my pity-pot and think about it,I am quite fortunate) and I'm thankful for the bountiful harvest. HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY TO ALL!!!!!

...and now a public service announcement

Who knows? This stuff might just catch on.

SAY NO TO CRACK!!!

A great gift idea and cure for "plumber's butt".

Holy Haunted House, Batman!!!

All I can say is wow!, check out what the 'Mule unleashed on Halloween, a complete 'Zeppelin album from cover to cover (pun intended).

Lawn mower man

if they arrested every guy who had a beer on his mower, our jails would be overflowing (even more so).

Reinstate Hank Williams

Reinstate Hank Williams
his omission is even more criminal than Pete Rose being banned from Cooperstown. What's even more criminal yet is the Opry having a Hank impersonator greeting visitors. Thanks to Jimmy for reminding me about this petition.

Beer Monday

started by David M. Ewalt (hmmm, rhymes w/ Devalt). In this, his first outing, he reviews Sam's Utopias, a brew akin to a personal fav' of mine created by another Sam (Calagione) over at Dogfish Head. One more note,this guy seems to have an axe to grind with Verizon as does mc. I won't be far behind them if this weekend's dsl problems persist.

Must be easier than guitar...

only one string. I could be a virtuoso in no time! I heard some Argentinian-born Brazilian dude who plays one on NPR earlier today.

Mmm Beer

Seeking a super suds site? Check this one out.

One for the Kids

Just in case you were wondering,from this great resource that all travelers should reference or even contribute to.

Paris Protecting Pachyderms?!

Socialite turned activist, Miss Hilton, seems hypocritical speaking out about binge drinking. more on elephants.

Morning Maniac Music

Woke up this morning and listened to some krazy improv from King Crimson's "ConstrucKtion of Light" tour (2000).
That being done I turned on my new favorite radio station, the listener supported Exit 97, and heard Mark Knopfler's latest. I thought it was really good from what I heard. Check it out. It's great to have good radio. It's a station along the same lines as 'PKN, which I used to listen to back in the Nutmeg State. You know? , I nearly forgot the reason I started this post.Mark's new album is entitled "Kill for Crimson" and I'd previously been listening to King Crimson.Coincidence? Perhaps.Anyway....

"It's no feat if he had to cheat."

F' Bonds! Strip him of his record. Let Pete, aka Charlie Hustle, in the Hall! And for those who cry racism as my anti-Barry motivation, remember that the true Home Run King is Black.

Do you fit the profile?

A great site dedicated to one of my favorite pastimes...

Also be sure to check out the Wino Wisdom... with a contribution by yours truly and jb in pseudonym. Would ya believe we met in a bar?

A new twist on children's books - "See Jack smoke 'Jane"

I stumbled across this story last night. Awareness and prevention needn't be based on fear. F#%* D.A.R.E.!!!

High Time for the Economy

Looks like a buyers market on the horizon. Happy Daze!

Cleanliness is next to Godliness?

Kook?........or prophet?

Knowledge is Power

...and we the people have a right to know. I believe it is our duty to spread the word. This guy is truly a hero!

Moses Be Trippin'!

Researcher suggests that the biblical Israelites were high on drugs that led to their profound religious and spiritual feelings. Ayahuasca and other Entheogens have been present in human culture throughout history. One British scholar even proposes that Christianity arose from sacred mushroom worshiping cults. This book looks to be a good resource for more on the fungi-religion connection. The Erowid site is a great place to find information about psychoactive plants and chemicals.

Western Swing pioneer and legend Bob Wills, was born 103 years ago on this date(March 6, 1905). As the fiddle player and leader of the ensemble Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys, he defined the genre of Western Swing along with others like Milton Brown and Spade Cooley. In 1998 The Pine Valley Cosmonauts released a tribute to Wills which I strongly suggest seeking out. You can listen to live performance of material contained on that album here. Be sure to also visit the Swingin' West site for further fun.