"Holy Grail of Beer" in short supply

While the Westvleteren 12 is an excellent brew, I still prefer the Rochefort 10. I once toyed with the notion of joining the Trappists, but I doubt they have coed monasteries. Then there's the whole celibacy thing, and worse yet their strict observance of silence (idle talk is discouraged). I'd have tough one with that. Maybe I could answer their Beer Phone.