Does Anyone Remember...

..."Elephant Parts"? The Nez was by far the most talented Monkee.

I am so sorry

Loyal readers, forgive me but, I'm just in no mood to blog today. I find myself in an odd little space somewhere betwixt bitter and melancholy. If I were to post, I would probably mention the bust of Dawn Wells, or maybe a piece about the efforts to outlaw salvia (we "researched" it once with a roofer from Philly). I might even be inclined to post about agreeing with Geraldine Ferraro, or the sexploits of my governor. I could even blog about the rise of teen sluts with s.t.d's. Alas, I'm much too listless. I'll probably just settle in with some light reading, or better yet drink a Leffe and go to bed.

Maybe I should wrestle more than indecision

WWE more tolerant than Home Depot.

Coppola, Burroughs, Heroin, Claymation

It must be Christmas. Read the story here.

A Message from Joe Friday

Like Butter

... only better 'cause it's Budder.

They claim they had no idea, nun.

"The nuns did not know what they were and assumed they were large decorative plants."

A Few Words From Hank 3

"I was speaking my mind too much, freaking 'em out, so Curb thought I needed rehab. So, I said "I'll give ya a couple of weeks" and try it. You know, they just... I was telling everybody to fuck off and pop country music sucks, and they were freaking out 'cause I was speaking my mind. So, they thought I had a really bad drug problem. I just smoke pot and drink, have fun." - Hank Williams III Complete interview here.

I guess the whole terrorism threat has been neutralized

Tax dollars at work.

...but the law is the law, right?

medical marijuana makes me sick?

"without question the most intimidating pitcher of his era"

Here's an interesting read on Dock Ellis. I sometimes refer to him as Dock Ellis-D. He was one of the most unusual characters ever to play America's great national pastime.

White Punks On Dope

...or rather Ron Paul on Drugs. I've liked this guy since first he caught my attention. Watch the video. I'm gonna keep an eye on this dude, perhaps our next president? ANYONE but Hillary please! (anyone except Obama) By the way, who'd a thought this.